hi, i'm janet. i like james maslow and big time rush.

cryingbloodviolently:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

cutetallboys:

i am literally determined to have at least one boyfriend in 2014 i refuse to be single ive had enough

(Source: officialsharks)

latenightalaska:

WHO KEEPS PUTTING LIZARDS IN POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IM CRYIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

latenightalaska:

WHO KEEPS PUTTING LIZARDS IN POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IM CRYIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

(Source: internetkiss)

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(Source: daenerystargayren)

kanyewesticle:

that must have been a long ass interview
high resolution →

kanyewesticle:

that must have been a long ass interview

(Source: cuntroversy)

high resolution →

(Source: anemonta)

(Source: ciryes)

hiddlesaber:

That moment when your dad wraps one of you gifts to look like a shovel but its actually a picture of Loki thats signed by Tom Hiddleston.
P.S. I really was crying into the floor in that 4th picture.

(Source: imstarlord)