h0odrich:

twinkxmonsoon:

this video changed my life

She genuinely confused the everything out of me, I don’t know what the original question was or what her explanation meant or where my house is, who am I

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

rockholmes:

i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters

and also who the fuck does costume design

no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets

(Source: 3370318)

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

(Source: pyralspite)

sodamnrelatable:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(Source: praisemaliks)

sasstielspn:

madabearr:

HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE

made a good first impression you cultured sex thing

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

genocidersyo:

i accidentally made this gif too fast but i think it made my day because ive been laughing for 10 minutes