hi, i'm janet. i like james maslow and big time rush.

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

candiestewart:

bb13, jeff wins the zingbot veto

bb14, frank wins the zingbot veto

bb15, amanda wins the zingbot veto

and now bb16, frankie wins the zingbot veto

coffee-katie:

Surprised Patrick Star Latte

coffee-katie:

Surprised Patrick Star Latte

msleahqueenhbic:

dailyp0rn:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.

fuck

Just a reminder that pornstache is a hottie.

(Source: spilled-weed)

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

feedmyaddictionnow:

adriofthedead:

lunarotaku:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.


This would be me

this man is a god damn hero

Amazing
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feedmyaddictionnow:

adriofthedead:

lunarotaku:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

This would be me

this man is a god damn hero

Amazing

i3troyler:

i3troyler:

i3troyler:

when someone sings the wrong lyrics

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when you find out that you were actually the one who sang the wrong lyrics

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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ashashi-corner:

gambler-x:

This whole movie was a masterpiece.

I really wanna see this movie

(Source: peterquillj)

caltoru4hoh:

Cody: 1 HOH, 1 Nomination (determined by a skittle)

Donny: 1 HOH, 6 Nominations, 3 Power of Vetos, 2 Battle of the Block Comps

TELL ME ONE MORE TIME THAT HE IS FUCKING SKATING BY, BITCH

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